Angels and Airwaves and Assholes

Back back BACK!!!

We're back folks, and you know what that means, complete up to date news and information hand fed to you in the easiest way possible; I mean how many morons does it take to read a newspaper?

So, it's been a couple of months, and I know a lot of you are sour about me being gone for so long, but chin up iJimmy lovers, things will soon be back to normal once more.

Let's start with Canada's blundering economy and their shit head ways of completely fucking up the entire system. Starting with mothers; oh yes those friendly women who spit you out and brought you up.
Why, WHY, and why again are we giving out free money to women who pop out a couple of children over a few years and decide that because their ass is so fat they can't get out of their chairs that they shouldn't have to work anymore?
We're basically shoveling hordes of cash into a bottomless pit of greed, laziness and just a lack of any type of human emotion. I know many, many mothers who struggle to make it with two jobs and 4 kids and what do they get? Zilcho...but momma open legs, who can't remember to make her current boyfriend wear a condom, lays around all day after getting knocked up and gets handed cash flow after cash flow. Up to 1000 dollars a month after all the checks they receive.
1000 dollars a month; I'm lucky if I make that much in my full time job.
Why is our government just throwing money at this problem? Laziness seems to go beyond the women who just don't want to get a job.
And you know what, I can already hear many of you saying, 'Oh this is bullshit, I can't get a job or I have too many kids where am I supposed to take them?'
Don't feed me your horseshit ladies, I've lived life and I'm not fool. I know many women who work, sometimes without knowing who is going to be taking care of their kids a couple of hours before their shift. And they ALWAYS make it.
And as for not being able to get a job, it couldn't be any easier in our workforce today, so many people are leaving their jobs to go back to school or jump to a better job, many call centers and fast food restaurants are BEGGING for employees daily.

This brings me to another point, lazy cunts who don't get a job at all and still get paid by unemployment. Oh yes, unemployment boasts that they are able to find new jobs for all of their welfare laden customers.
Let's take another look at this from a realm I like to call 'realism'. Unemployment says to a select individual, 'We want you to at least try to find a job and get an interview or we'll cut your assistance.'
Okay easy enough, Joe Lazy goes and gets an interview at some fast food joint, they hire him and weeks later he never shows.
Unemployment calls back and says 'Hey, we are so glad to hear that you hired so and so, and the employer explains that he/she were hired and then never showed for work.'
Unemployment's response, 'Oh, that seems to happen a lot.'
No word of a lie bloggers, this is from the horses mouth, how they have responded before. And does Joe Lazy get cut from assistance? Not a chance, he continues to play this cat and mouse game, endlessly sucking from Canada's teat.
And what do you and I do? We get deducted from our pay checks so that these fuckers can continue to suck. We work our asses off at job's we may not care for, and see sometimes more than a 100 dollars a pay check gone; gone! Where is the intelligence in our government? Why is this STILL happening, I mean wouldn't someone have picked up on this by now?
And if we refuse to pay this, WE get arrested for tax evasion or fraud. Fraud is when you claim that you can't find a job and get paid to sit on your fucking lazy ass and drink beers that I basically paid for!

Now you know what, I'm going to stop and make some comments here meant for the people I know and don't know that TRULY need this assistance. There ARE REAL people out there who need this great system. Maybe they're too injured to work, or they are too laden with kids or family to get out and find a job. To you people I say, good luck and keep your heads high; you truly are heroes and you will find rewards in the smallest things in life.
The ones who abuse this system know who they are, and they are usually the ones that would get angry about me saying this anyways.
Defensiveness signifies something to hide.

But hey everyone loves free money, that's why we have the lottery; better known as the Canadian Social Services.

Well that's enough from me to piss you all off today. Keep in touch, you know I love your comments, both good and bad. And remember: iJimmy is iLove. As much as iLove to bash our government and all of you iJimmy still cares about you all.

Keep in tune though, I will be running a benefit in the months to come for our fair city to get kids off the streets and into a community centre, paid for by the community and run by volunteers.

Keep on keeping on and don't shake it more than three times,

iJimmy