Hey sickies, and welcome once again to the Sunday rendition of iJimmy. I call you all sickies because I know you're all coughing up as much phlegm as I am right now. Maybe enough to make your own leaning tower of phlegm. So I know you'll all appreciate the fact that I might be off the ball today and not as wildly hilarious or pretentious as I usually am. Also this edition might be shorter just because I can't sit up straight for more than 5 minutes without feeling like my head might blow up.
I'd like to start off by announcing the possible addition of another writer to this blog. A well reformed and very politically correct girl, Trudy has been a beloved friend and colleague for many years. If there was ever a yin to my wrathful and self involved yang than Trudy would be that, wrathful that she is as well. And if ever I trusted anyone's opinion more it would not be with anyone but her. I'd like to introduce Trudy and the Antagonists Angle. Right now we're in the developing stages of this project. It could either take off or plummet, but the point is you folks are growing hungry for more. I can sense it, I'm hungry too. And I think that to become a successful blogger, we need to expand. Not just our horizons but also our goals, our minds, and our souls. Someone made a comment that was very relevant to this blog. This is the start of an anarchist movement, but not in the sense that Anarchy is. This is a controlled environment where thoughts can be spoken and feelings let out with no repercussions, no revolt, no backlash. Just pure unadulterated opinion. I want you all to have a voice, and that voice right now will be through Trudy. She will question my thoughts, and my words. And I will answer. Eventually I'd like to reach a point where we can have a blogger for everyday of the week. Each with their own specialized points of views. Trudy will become Monday if this works out. And then we'll need a Tuesday, a Wednesday and so forth.
I'm not looking for fame guys. I'm just looking for my piece of heaven, my place in the sky. Its owed to me and its owed to all of you as well. Don't let the world get you down because if you do you'll be letting all of those people who are behind it win. And nobody wants to be a loser, no one wants to hang their head in the shame of defeat. We all want to be winners, and we all want to feel victorious.
Also don't get used to this because I'll probably never be this sentimental again to all you fuckers. Although sometimes you don't feel it, I do love all my readers, because you're my fans and you make me want to write more. And I want to give you more, hence Trudy. I want to give you all the world in an easy paragraph every Sunday. Although I guess we all really know life isn't that simple...but we could just call this coles notes on life and call it a day.
Trudy we look forward to your piece in this,
iJimmy
PS - I never do a PS but that was so wonderfully sentimental I couldn't jade it with this. I'd like to make a clear and present point to everyone about this msn charging us to use messenger bullshit. Basically so that A) I'll stop continually getting these fucking viral messages about msn shutting down and B) you all understand EXACTLY what is happening. First of all I'd like you all to look at this site http://news.bbc.co.uk:80/1/hi/business/1189119.stm. Now I'm sure you've gotten it before in one of those forwards that you got, blah blah blah, your msn will shut down if you don't forward this. I'd like to make one simple and very easy to see fact clear. There is no fucking Tara and John. First of all why the fuck would there be two people running msn and secondly the position of 'Director of MSN' is a completely false and if it did exist useless position. Now moving on, if you are able to read and you can read the goddam site clearly, you will see that they state IN WRITING that they will NOT be charging for e-mail. That also means they will NOT be charging for the use of Messenger. They are going to be charging for specific add-ons, spam control, wonderful additions to your messenger and MSN site. Microsoft is a multi-zillion dollar company. Do you really think that running a few servers for free is putting a dent in their otherwise enormous empire? Finally, anyone who is forwarding this e-mail is a complete moron, because if they were charging for Messenger, why in God's green name, would they give it free to someone who forwarded their e-mail saying they were charging for it. It doesn't even mention that fact, the two stories don't align at all. The e-mail states that they are shutting down 'supposedly' inactive accounts, and the website talks about charging for the MSN site and add-ons. Put two and two together people because I have to believe that you're not THAT fucking stupid, and stop feeding the fire by forwarding these moronic e-mails around that were obviously created by a 15 year old. Because theres one FINAL point in all of this. If it truly was sent from msn why the hell would they write it in enormous bold formats with pretty colours. Its called a company format, and when you send out a professional e-mail it has to look professional. Now please stop forwarding it to me or I will come to each of your individual homes and forcibly insert your computer into your anus.
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